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Today I learned that "banana-equivalent dose" is a thing.

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Today I learned that "banana-equivalent dose" is a thing.:

beefranck:

sblaufuss:

And not a euphemism for my thing.

New fake band name.

Wait, is E.f.M.T. a B.E.D. cover band, or vice versa?

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Song 2

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Song 2

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Song 1

beonyershow

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reblog with your life story in six words

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beefranck:

shaebay:

redmenice:

thejohnblog:

edgellace:

girlvanized:

sarkastickunt:

strangeninja:

ryanjjohn:

invalidkarma:

rideronthestorm:

penguinprostitution:

newrider:borednschooled:misterfelder:

wolfintestines:radioqueen:meysell:

capnmarisa:ottery:roflcoptermason:saix

where the fuck is my coffee

I hope that’s just a rash.

Two steps forward, one step back.

Fall Seven times, Get up Eight

Fight to the death. Then hug.

Take Your Mother Fucking Pants Off.

Dude, seriously? What the fuck, man.

Nothing’s easy, I work for it all.

It’s the story of my life.

I’ll deal with it later, okay.

Fine. Whatever you want is fine.

Like I was saying, never mind.

Christina Hendricks: A Letter to Men

Tue, 20 Apr 2010 09:57:30 -0500

beefranck:

sblaufuss:

snafubar:

fuckyeahchristinahendricks:

The sexy star of Mad Men — and Esquire’s all-new issue devoted to women — has a few things she’d like to get off her chest. Also, watermelon.

(source: esquire.com)

We love your body. If we’re in love with you, we love your body. Your potbelly, everything. Even if you’re insecure about something, we love your body. You feel like you’re not this or that? We love your body. We embrace everything. Because it’s you.

Speaking of your body, you don’t understand the power of your own smell. Any woman who is currently with a man is

—-SNIP!—-

Based on information that has recently come to light, I have a good chance of banging Christina Hendricks.

This kind of thing just makes me sad.

Fuck no!

Surely there is no comparison between the sexism pointed in the other direction, but this is ridiculous. Order your own goddamn scotch. Know what. I can make fucking napalm. I could burn a village full of women and children with it. What a classically masculine thing to do. No thanks. I’ll have a pink lemonade. Refreshing.

If you love someone, please refrain for nailing them into the stereotype that has been forced upon them since the no-doubt-male doctor declared the nature of their crotch. Make them happy, not their stereotype. I’m afraid that means you’re going to have to get to know them instead of letting your fucking TV tell you who they are.

w@h

Fri, 09 Apr 2010 08:55:43 -0500

w@h

I’m trying to say I care with a hot biscuit of...

Wed, 31 Mar 2010 08:47:53 -0500

I’m trying to say I care

with a hot biscuit of air.

It’s my way to say I love you

with a smell.

pauladaunt: Was nun, liebe Eltern?

Tue, 30 Mar 2010 10:40:13 -0500

pauladaunt:

Was nun, liebe Eltern?

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©1983

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bullshit: GPOYW If you like to watch your TV, and I mean...

Thu, 18 Mar 2010 22:55:51 -0500

bullshit:

GPOYW

If you like to watch your TV, and I mean really watch it,…

beefranck: Emergency Pants logo by Ben. It’s exactly what I...

Sat, 13 Mar 2010 13:21:46 -0600

beefranck:

Emergency Pants logo by Ben. It’s exactly what I always wanted, but better!

I think it needs a hammer on the side, but I can’t find one phallic enough.

“Take me home and taste the sweet cream difference.”

Sun, 28 Feb 2010 00:25:08 -0600

“Take me home and taste the sweet cream difference.”

I tag “cute” things for my daughter

Mon, 22 Feb 2010 20:46:07 -0600

I tag “cute” things for my daughter